"I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for cuban refugees, I write award winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook thirty minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang-gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corderoy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I recieve fan mail.
I have been called number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal force demonstration. I bat 400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed covert operations for the C.I.A. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had taken a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and all my bills are paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet. I have performed open heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis- he's fine, he prefers it where he is
Good day to you" -4:20

The Chronicles Of Wake'n'Bake
And Assorted Breakfast Beats

Release date : 04/24/2015

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Welcome Bake
Morning Wood
Breakfast Wine
High In The Technodrome
Good Habbits
Astral Plane
All tracks produced, mixed & mastered by 4:20
Artwork by Thomas Gutteridge for Spill Your Gutts

CND1O5 Bluntstrumentals
Release date : XX/03/2014

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Majestic 12
Machine Head Ted
Lupin Von Bumpforth
Wrath Of The Mighty Land Squid
The Duck Hunt
Hokuto Shinken
Special Salmon Stance Technique
Maw Raw
If You Don't Know Me By Now
All tracks produced, mixed & mastered by 4:20
Artwork by Thomas Gutteridge for Spill Your Gutts